The Superhero's Call

You want some help, you say? You need saving by the mighty piggle-guava-avacado hybrid? Well all you need to do is sing the call of Anti Gravity Lynette!

Firstly, you need to find the nearest hill. It can be any hill, honestly, all you need to do is find a hill. After locating the hill, get a patch of grass with three, I say three, daisies precisely. Stand on the patch and recite this song.

"Oh, Anti-Gravity Lynette,""Do come save me, you can do it I bet,""All you need to do is help,""I have some rewards including kelp.""I can offer you some fishies, too,""Along with a big pile of poo,""For saving is a virtue that,""Anti Gravity Lynette is a cat.""Of course, how mistaken am I to say,""That you are a feline, black, brown or gray,""For you are most certainly,""A pig, a guava and an avocado." After reciting this, place your three offerings, one atop each daisy. The offerings must include some kelp, some faeces, and another gift of your choosing. Circle the gifts thrice and the pig-guava-avocado hybrid shall lay atop the gifts at the third turn. You may now be saved.